Newton's 2nd law states "for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction", and while Dave Stampor is a whirling ball of fury, his brother Andy stands as the equal opposite. Known as the one who will bring balance to the force, Andy negates the abilities of Dave through playing tough smashmouth football, as evidenced by The Great Cartwheel Hit of '97. Andy uses his size and strength to overcome his lack of mobility and stands as a menace to any running attack. He is a runstopper in the Stephen Boyd mold, yet lacks the skills to defend the pass. Andy Stampor is a very intelligent specimen, whose abilities on Nintendo's Gauntlet go unmatched. Living only to serve and protect the wizard, the game can be defeated.
If ever to play for the same team, the Stampor brothers could possess a power parallel to that of the Mario Brothers. The combination of speed, power, craziness, engineering abilities, and Gauntlet gaming would be unstoppable. Andy's speed and agility needs to improve and unless he can translate his intelligence into football knowledge, he will be nothing more than the anti-Dave. And while Newton felt Andy was good enough to be ranked 2nd in his order of laws, Andy Stampor is more realistically projected as a 3rd-4th round draft pick in FATFEST when he gets off his lazy ass and partipates.
