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Rules & Regulations

FATFEST Rules:

  1. No Whining (not even about tackling, Boris)
  2. Field Goals and PATs are free attempts; no blocking
  3. Flags must be in plain view and not reinforced
  4. No flag guarding (10 yard offensive holding penalty)
  5. No stiff arming to the face (15 yard personal foul)
  6. No Tackling! (15 yard personal + smear the queer)
Things to Bring:
  1. Both LIGHT and DARK shirts
  2. Football or soccer cleats
  3. Water or other sports beverage
  4. Video Camera (useful for declaring yourself MVP)
  5. Receiver gloves if you own them
  6. First aid kit (useful if you are on Joe's team)
  7. Hot women spectators
Things NOT to Bring:
  1. Flags--they are provided
  2. Pink shirts
  3. Metal cleats
  4. Beer (there will be time for shenanegans later)
  5. Ugly women spectators