My God Damn Article, Issue 1

By Rich Fusinski
The "Juicy Tidbits" Section
Attitude Adjustment cannot be stopped so long as St. Louis continues
to play better than the 98-99 Vikings.
When the only teams to score 100+ in a given week are Miller and myself,
that's what we like to call a "bad week."
My 5th place ranking in the Sub Division is good enough for 2nd place
in the "other" division (Are they playing fantasy football over there or
drinking margaritas?).
Protests and demonstrations are for homosexuals.
This Week's Matchups
JV Experience at T & A
Winner: T & A
Why: JV will have a couple players with the big donut because of his
protest.
Thundering Herd at Toin Coss
Winner: Toin Coss
Why: Thundering Herd should drop down a division to the powder-puff
league.
Rage at Psuckos
Winner: I'm not touching this one.
Why: I don't like to be wrong.
Midnight Marauders at Miller Time
Winner: Midnight Marauders
Why: Miller's receivers, which are perhaps his one bright spot, are
hurting from byes this week. If Miller ever stood a chance in this
matchup, he sure doesn't now.
Tree Huggin' Hippies at Attitude Adjustment
Winner: Attitude Adjustment
Why: THH cannot come close to matching the hellish power of Kurt Warner
and the Rams.
Rrrrrrich's Rrrrrrankings
| 1. |
Attitude Adjustment |
Owns the St. Louis franchise. |
| 2. |
Midnight Marauders |
Owns the Carolina offense and the Indy passing game. |
| 3. |
T & A |
Has overcome many injuries... starting lineup is still scary. |
| 4. |
Toin Coss |
How long will he remain here? QB situation is grim. |
| 5. |
Psuckos |
1 point loss to Joe really hurts. Ow. |
| 6. |
Tree Huggin' Hippies |
Scored the most points in week 6, this week a test of mettle. |
| 7. |
JV Experience |
Will lose this week. Plus, Brunell blows. |
| 8. |
Rage |
No consistency. Can't pull out the easy W. |
| 9. |
Miller Time |
Being ranked over Herd a sheer courtesy. |
| 10. |
Thundering Herd |
No comment. |
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